About last night...

So, on Ometepe Island, I was eating at a little soda with my friends Peter and Erin. The owner had rescued a little white faced monkey that had been attacked by dogs and was nursing him back to health. He was a cute little bugger, so I decided to go over and pet him. Let the sexual assault begin. The little thing climbed on my arm, stuck out his penis, and proceeded to hump my arm like a, well, wild monkey. I started laughing while trying to fend him off. Apparantly that only got him more riled up, as he climbed up on the back of my head, grabbed a handfull of hair with one hand, began biting my ear, and was scratching his ass with his other hand. He had both legs firmly wrapped around my neck while his tail was flailing wildly. Luckily, Peter was there to lure him away with a sopping wet piece of bread. I got video of my wild monkey sex excursion, and am pleased to report that no animals were harmed during the filming of said video. I did walk away with my personal space violated, but my ego was strangely inflated knowing that, at least to wild white faced monkey, the back of my head was pretty fricking cute. I am headed to the Corn Islands soon, so send up a prayer that there arent any horny ears of corn running around.